Well Me an my friend Kevin were talking bout religion. And I think I have found the truth. I have seen the light...ish.. thing... So anyway I have converted to Christianity. And I have finally realized god hates me. Yes that's right god is out to get me... Ok so this isn't an honest to god serious rant, everybody should know by now. But I can tell you one thing, there is something out there that really hates me. Maybe its just some huge conspiracy... might as well throw aliens in. So this is either a religious-god-hates-me-rant or aliens-and-government-conspiracy-rant, you guys get to choose.

So to start. The recent election. Obviously god//governement-alien-conspiracy is laughing at me. I mean seriously how stupid could americans really be to re-elect bush. Just couldn't happen naturally. Had to be rigged by alien government, or 'divine' intervention. Now that brought me down to ruin my month. So he//they got a good laugh at that...

Than there is GTA: San Adreas my parents let me rent, since it was sold out. Apparently EQ2 is coming out now, and they are making me choose which one I want for my birthday. The horror. The Pros and Cons are so even and stuff. I will never know which to choose. Obviously the works of evil plotting holy being(s)//monsters. The evil evilness of it all. So now the decissions will drive me crazy.

Now your prolly thinkin, if you're Christian,"My god, my god is evil, I'ma convert to atheistism." Or if you're a crazy conspiracyist you're thinking "Oh my cageebers, this kid is right, this totally matches with my conspiracy of 1912, JFK, and them darned crop circling aliens." Oh but it gets worse. Now think to yourself, if you have ever been in highschool, or are in highschool, or are 'looking forward' to highschool, what is the worst thing ever... Yes you named in Highschool drama. Well I come back from my nice relaxing weekend, and KABOOM!!! 6 friends complaining about something, only one with a real legit reason to be upset. Something bout a car getting ruined, and now very expensive bills. But the others are basically PMSing, complaining about guys they want to fight, people who are upset at them, blahdy blahdy blah... Typical highschool drama shit. Its driving me crazy, literally, you should read some of the things I'm writing... oh... you are... well anyways. Obviously the god//dess(s/des) is//are laughing at me. And them aliens are laughing along side George, Tony (Blair), and Jeb.

Oh but that's not all.. No. See it would be one thing to make me the neutral side line on some pointless drama, but to make me directly involved. That's there last straw. The Alien Gods//Religious-Government Conspiracy have broken me. Ack to involve me in thee very thing I so very much despise. Oh and I know their evil plans too. See they build my confidence and stuff right, than they break it all at once. Oh yes that's right, those dasteredly evil dooers. May they all burn.

*Runs off screaming, The worms are gonna eat the Jelly between my Toes!!!! *

The End