The stupidest thing in the world is probably high school (Yes, I know that the title is misspelled, I’m just making a point). Period. I know that there are some amazingly infernally stupid things in this world, like hot dog vendors, for example. Actually, I’m going to have to take that back. Hot dog vendors are awesome. Anyone who doesn’t like the hot dog stands in a big city deserves to be taken out and flogged. What I meant by hot dog vendors being stupid is the people who run them, because they are obviously too dumb to go get an education and a real job. But in a way you can’t really blame them, as their only real concern is not a boatload of money, like the business tycoons that run the world today, but giving joy to the people who get that unexplainable craving for hot dogs in the middle of the day. High school? Oh yeah, I seem to have lost my original train of thought.

I reside in a little hick city (How could that happen?) called Arlington, Washington, and man, school really takes a chunk out of your year. This little place, called AHS, only serves as a meeting place for friends unless you’re one of those people who only care about getting good grades. Anyway, I’d just like to take a moment to say that my school is perhaps the stupidest on the face of the whole earth, and Beverly Hills. We have a class here that is called “Foundations”. Actually it’s much longer and more unruly, but I’m too lazy to type all of that. The teacher of my “foundations” class is the devil itself. I say “it” because I’m really not completely sure what gender it is.

It calls itself Jill, but that only rules out one gender- heterosexual. Jill gives out much more homework assignments each day than my parents can blame me for things. That’s a heck of a lot of homework. Seriously, you have no clue as to how much homework that could be.

In addition to being really, really, stupid, my school is also screwed up to the worst degree. Usually, people get F’s in math. I currently have an A-. Also, I usually get A’s in English class, yet this year I have none other than a D. Holy crap, that’s weird. I guess all has to do with the teachers who are also abnormal in some way. We have lesbians, psychos, some guy who was in an informational video, (about Mt. St. Helens) and probably even a transvestite or bisexual or two. The single thing more freaky than that could ever be is the … um … “Originality” of the students. There’s this one gothic dude who has the scariest hair I’ve ever seen. You could seriously drop from 5 ft. up, and die on this guys hair. I’m not kidding.

The other weirdo is also a male, but you wouldn’t know that from looking at him. He goes around wearing one of those beanies that has Hello Kitty on it and has ears on top, you know, just to make it (And him) a little more feminine looking. I’d like to say that’s just about it, but I’d regret it if I did, because I’m always discovering new weirdo’s and I haven’t even covered half the stupid things about my school, or school in general.

Also if you pull hard enough on a locked door they open up. .